When you eat bad food… All hell can break loose!Posted: May 29, 2013 | |
So yeah, a few days ago I happened to go to the desifest and the music was insane, after doors open toronto. But.. This post isn’t about that.. It’s about potentially laced food, or what I lost track of eating the day/night BEFORE, or after that event, that got my temperature up and caused me to puke up thick turd-like chunks.
I couldn’t even think of why that was happening. HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEBODY SHIT THE WRONG WAY??!!??!! Once it subsided, I flushed the toilet and then had to run back to take this massive shit. That was a shocker. The same massive shit happened AFTER I ate this great food at desifest. What? Did they use fast-acting laxatives as the sauce? I hope NOT!
Well anyways, I was on the toilet for almost 45 minutes. It really gave me a wake up call. Next time, maybe I’ll just go for the corn at the event. Can’t laxative it up right? Hehehe. The one thing that satisfied me the most, is when I woke up this afternoon, yeah, you guessed it, 12:00pm. Stomach is still hurting, but after a short sporadic shit, it solved it for a short time.
Hopefully after I let loose another river of brown, it clears up. Temperature did get to 38.5’C, then lowered once I took an advil tablet. I’m glad I took action. If it goes back up again, it’s no questions asked, straight to the doctors (or hospital) as soon as possible! As of right now, I’m writing this from the front porch. I wish I did have a rear, but nope, not in my area. The location only has two porches in the entire landscape.
Thanks for taking the time to read this, peace out, feel free to like, share, e-mail, re-blog and spread this around. I’m sure it will be quite amusing to some. Oh and another thing, TMI!! TMI!! 😄
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